"Transcripts From The Courtroom" joke

The following questions were asked by lawyers while in the courtroom...
Q: What happened then?
A: He said, 'I am going to have to kill you because you can identify me.'
Q: And, did he kill you?
Q: I show you Exhibit 1 and ask if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Q: She had four children, correct?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Do you recall the approximate time you examined the body?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy began at around 8:00 PM.
Q: And Mr. Sunderland was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, asshole, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Now doctor, is it not true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just quietly passes away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated, ma'am?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: How long have you been a French Canadian?
Q: You said that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So you were gone until your returned?