"Turning Romantic Guys Down" joke

Here are a few ways girls turn "romantic" guys down!!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life-in your wildest dreams.

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