"Twelve Days of Fast Food" joke

On the first day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me a Big
Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me Two
Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the third day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me Three
Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me Four
Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big
Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me Five
onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy
Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the sixth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me Six
chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three
Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the seventh day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me Seven
pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big
Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eighth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me Eight
bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two
Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the ninth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me Nine
polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with
cheese.
On the tenth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me Ten
baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven
pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a
Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me
Eleven pounds of blubber, Ten baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milk-
shakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me Twelve
bags of Pepto, Eleven pounds of blubber, Ten baked potatoes, Nine
polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with
cheese.