"Two-Seater Plane" joke
A blonde was onboard a small two seater plane when the pilot suddenly died. Not knowing how to fly a plane, she grabbed the radio and yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot just died."
Receiving her call for help, air traffic control answered back, "Don't worry ma'am. I can talk you down if you follow my instructions. First, I need to know your height and position."
"Ok," the blonde replied. "I'm 5' 4 " and I'm sitting in the front."
There was this blind man on an airplane and while he was up in the air, the two pilots that were flying died. This man felt the plane rocking more than normal so he went up to the cock-pit and asked what was wrong and got no answer. He reached down and felt one of the pilots more...
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