"Two Friends" joke
Once there were two friends one had no brain his name was mad and one was very intelligent. One day mad was crying and the intelligent boy saw mad that he was crying so the intellingent asked mad that what is ur problem and mad answered that the thief stole his cow. So the intelligent boy said that go to police station and file and fir. So the mad said that i dont know how to file an fir. the intelligent boy told him that go to the police station and tell the police officer that somebody stole his cow and that day stars were shinning, dogs were barking and the theif picked up the cow and ran away. So the mad went to the police station and said this to the police officer: "somebody stole my cow, and that day stars were barking, dogs were shinning and the cow picked up the thief and ran away. the police officer!!!!!!
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