"Types of Men" joke

Men are of different types...
There is the:
INTERNET man
Man of difficult access
SERVER man
Always busy when you need him
WINDOWS man
Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can
live without him

EXCEL man
They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to
achieve your basic requirements
D. O. S. man
Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more
VIRUS man
Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes, install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to
uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him
you will lose everything
SCREENSAVER man
he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun

RAM man
he forgets everything you say when you disconnect him
HARD DISK man
he remembers everything forever

MULTIMEDIA man
he makes horrible things look beautiful

USER man
he messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs
CD-ROM man
he is always faster and faster