"Vince" joke
A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Vince.""Who?" asked the man."Vince Sabio. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Vince every single time."The man replied, "There are always a few clouds over everybody.""Not Vince. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."replied the cabbie."He was something, huh?" asked the man."He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out." added the cab driver."No wonder you remember him." remarked the man."Well, I never actually met Vince." said the cabbie."Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the man.The cab driver answered, "I married his widow."
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