"Violent Bartender" joke
A drunk enters a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender, give everyone in the house a drink, pour one for yourself, and give me the bill."
The bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $63.00. The drunk looks at the bill and says, "I haven't got it."
So, the bartender slaps the guy around a few times and throws him out into the street.
The next day, the same drunk walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender, give everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and thinks to himself that he couldn't possibly be dumb enough to pull the same stunt twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $61.00. The drunk looks at the bill and says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats him to a pulp, then throws him out into the street.
The following day, the same drunks walks back into the very same bar and says, "Bartender, give everyone in the house a drink, pour one for yourself, and give me the bill."
Disgusted, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "You? Not a chance! You get too violent when you drink!"
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