"Vocabulary test for the dirty minded" joke

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.
Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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ANSWERS:
(talk)
(legs)
(a twenty dollar bill)
(firetruck)
(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
(pants)
(fork)
(Almond Joy candy bar)
(grit)
(last name)
You people should be ashamed of yourself!
I know what you were thinking!