"WOMEN" joke

WOMEN? S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI? m sorry. = You? ll be sorry. We need... = I wantIt? s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You? ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don? t want you to. I? m not upset = Of course I? m upset, you moron! You? re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You? re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains =. .. and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I? m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you? re really not going to like. I? ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. Am I fat? = Tell me I? m beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you? re dead. Was that the baby? = Why don? t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In response to What? s wrong?: The same old thing = NothingNothing = EverythingNothing, really = It? s just that you? re such an idiot!

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