"Warning Labels" joke
*** ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)*** ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating*** ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not iron clothes on body*** ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery*** ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness*** ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children*** ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.*** ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use*** ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts*** ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.*** ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands*** ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
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