"Wet Fire" joke
A few years ago in California there was a raging brush fire. Once the fire was extinguished, the fire fighters began the process of clean-up.
In the middle of where the fire had been burning, they found a dead man wearing scuba gear and a wet suit. At first the fire fighters were baffled as to why a man would be out in the middle of the countryside wearing full scuba gear.
Upon further examination, it was determined that the man died from the impact with the ground and not the fire.
As best anyone can determine, this man was scuba diving off the coast of California and was accidentally picked up by one of the fire fighting aircraft when it was refilling its water tanks offshore.
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