Scuba Jokes

A Man Went Scuba Diving. He Went 10 Feet Into The Water & He Saw A Man That Was Also In The Same Level Of Waterbut With No
Scuba Gear. He Went Another 30 Feet And Noticed The Same Man Again. So He Pulled Out His Waterproof Chalkboard And Wrote:"How
Are You Diving Without Your Scuba Gear?"The Man Snatched The Waterproof Chalkboard & Wrote:"I'm Drowning, You Fool!"

Two scuba divers surface after a long, deep dive. As their heads pop out of the water, a squad of jets (called Buccaneers in South Africa) flies low above their heads. The one diver puts his hands over his ears and shouts, "It's those Buccaneers!!!" To which the other replies, "Yeah, mine are hurting too!"

When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen.' We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.'

'Well...tell me!' he demanded.

The policeman said,' We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?'

Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said,' Give me the bad news first.'

So the policeman said,' I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay.'

'OH MY GOD!,' said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked,' What's the good news?'

'Well,' said the policeman,' When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her.'

'Huh?' he said, not understanding.' So, what's the great more...

A few years ago in California there was a raging brush fire. Once the fire was extinguished, the fire fighters began the process of clean-up.

In the middle of where the fire had been burning, they found a dead man wearing scuba gear and a wet suit. At first the fire fighters were baffled as to why a man would be out in the middle of the countryside wearing full scuba gear.

Upon further examination, it was determined that the man died from the impact with the ground and not the fire.

As best anyone can determine, this man was scuba diving off the coast of California and was accidentally picked up by one of the fire fighting aircraft when it was refilling its water tanks offshore.

Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster.