"Skydiving and scuba are similar," joke

Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster.

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny more...

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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