"What advice did Yasar Arafat" joke
What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their meeting
on January 22, 1998?
"Bill... Goats don't talk!!"
ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
Henry is at his bowling banquet and keeps complaining that his dentures are hurting him. The fellow sitting next to him reaches in his pocket and pulls out a set. Handing them to Henry, he says, "Here, give these a try."
"Thank you, but they're a bit more...
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons? Because they didnt want to wait 40 years for a train!