"What fish?" joke

This man was on his way back from the dock carrying two buckets of live fish when a game warden stoped him. He said,"ok sir, I know you went over your limit, but not only that, it's not even season. So the man began to explain, "no officer, these are my pet fish. I keep them in a tank at my house and about twice a week I take to that lake, let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they come right back." The game warden did not believe him. So the man offered to show him. Once they got to the dock he dumped the fish in the water and waited a while. Then the warden asked, "Aren't you going to whistle for you fish?" The man turns to him and says "what fish?"

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