"What has caused it?" joke
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man`s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked `Say Father, what causes arthritis?` The priest replies `My son, it`s caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and comtempt for your fellow man` `Well I`ll be darned` the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.
The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologised. `I`m sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?`
`I don`t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.`
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