"What was the most disappointing about Y2K?" joke

- No cool Nuclear Missiles to dodge

- The world did not end so now I have to go back to work

- My mother-in-law wants to move in now that our underground fortress will be unused

-The Ball on Times Square did not explode causing Dick Clark's skin to melt off to reveal his alien-reptile face

- With all the bottled water I bought, I could fill my swimming pool. Too bad I already filled my pool with canned string beans.

- I will be eating those canned string beans until Y *3* K.