"'What's your father's occupation" joke

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.' He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy.' How interesting. What's his favourite trick?'' He saws people in half.'' Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?'' One half brother and two half sisters.'

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