"Whats your order? (adultish)" joke
A guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.
"I'd like a quickie".
The waitress blushes and says, "That's not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?"
"I'd really like a quickie".
The waitress slaps him hard and storms off angrily.
Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the guy, "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche'"
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her
eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement,
she readily consented.He more...
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