"Whatsamatta University’S Seminars For Men" joke

Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us Credit Cards)
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4: 00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
8. Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception
9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You, The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. How To Stay Awake After Sex
16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom
17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
18. A. You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try
B. The Morning Dilemma - If It’s Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold Shower
19. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please
20. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called “No It’s Not A Bidet”)
21. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit
22. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
23. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex
25. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
26. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
27. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
28. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
29. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
30. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
31. You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
32. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!
33. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary
34. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
35. You Don’t Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis
36. How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom