"When the fly dropped 3 inches" joke
There was a fly siting on a leaf and was very hot. He said to himself if i drop 3 inches i could cool off by the mist from the lake. There was a fish in the water that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches then i can eat it. There was a bear in the woods beside the lake that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches, the fish will jump out the water and i can eat it. There was a hunter that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches the fish will jump out the water and the bear will step out into the opening and i can shoot it and have a real meal instead of this cheese sandwich. Its almost over. There was a mouse that was below the hunter that said to himself, if the fly drops 3 inches then the fish will jump out the water, the bear will eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and I can run off with the cheese sandwich. Last one. There was a cat that was behind the mouse that said to himself, if the fly drops three inches, the fish will jump out the water and eat it, the bear will eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and drop his sandwich, the mouse will run off with the sandwich and i can eat the mouse.
The fly dropped 3 inches, the fish ate the fly, the bear ate the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse ran off with the sandwich, the cat jumped at the mouse, missed and fell in the water.
the reason i told you this story is because every time a fly drops 3 inches a pussy gets wet.
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