"When to slap a midget?" joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...