"Which one`s better, Prison or Work ?" joke

In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an
8x10 cell.
At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison: You get three meals a day.
At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to
pay for it.

In prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with
more work.

In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors
for you.
At work: You must carry around a security card and
unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

In prison: You get your own toilet.
At work: You have to share.

In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At work: You cannot even speak to your family
and friends.

In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no
work required.
At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from you salary to
pay for prisoners.

In prison: You spend most of your life looking through
bars from inside wanting to get out.
At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.

In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work: They are called supervisors.

In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
At work: You get fired if you get caught