"White Circle" joke

How do you do so well with girls?" the frustrated sophomore asked his roommate.
"You've got to have a gimmick," the roommate responded. "For instance, I've painted a white circle on the dashboard of my car. My dates always ask about it. From there, I turn the conversation to white things in general, then to abstract white things, like virginity; and after that, it's easy to talk them into it."
"That sounds simple enough," the friend agreed. That evening, he painted a white circle on his dashboard before picking up his date.
"That's rather unique-to have a white circle painted on your dash," the girl said, soon after she got into the car.
"Yes, isn't it?" the young fellow replied. "Do you want to screw?"

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