"Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" joke

Teacher To get to the other side.
Plato For the greater good.
Aristotle It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Karl Marx It was a historical inevitability.
Timothy Leary Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
Saddam Hussein This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan I forget.
Captain James T. Kirk To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Andersen Consulting Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was
threatening it's dominant market position. The chicken was faced with
significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the
newly competitive market. Anderson Consulting, in a partnering relationship with
the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's physical distribution strategy
and implementation process. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson
helped the chicken use it's skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and
experiences to align the chickens people, processes and technology in support of
it's overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Anderson Consulting
convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with
Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage
in a two day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge
capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each
other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully
architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the
continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like
setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically
based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear and unified market
message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core values. This was
conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.
Louis Farrakhan The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken
'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
Martin Luther King, Jr. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Moses And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.
Fox Mulder You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross the road for you to believe it?
Richard M. Nixon The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID
NOT cross the road.
Machiavelli The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The
end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Jerry Seinfeld Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever
think to ask, "What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the
place anyway?"
Freud The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual security.
Bill Gates I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 (with integrated
Internet Seed Explorer), which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Oliver Stone The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather,
it is, "Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our
haste to observe the chicken crossing?
Darwin Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in
such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads.
Einstein Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the
chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson The chicken did not cross