"Why Islamic terrorists commit suicide" joke

Why are the terrorists so quick to commit suicide?
Let's see:
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils.
No pre-marital sex.
No oral sex ever.
No booze.
No Titty bars.
No Hooters Bars. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"
No Playboy Channel.
No organized sports of any kind to speak of.
Fucking sand everywhere.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
No toilet paper. Eating with your right hand only causes you to wipe your ass with your left.
Constant wailing from the asshole next door... No, wait. Is that music? Shit, can't tell.
Bar-B-Q cooked over camel shit....
Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!