"Why Teddy Bears are Better than Women" joke

You can sleep with them all you want and not have to worry about
getting them pregnant.
You don't need a touchy-feely manual ("Women are from Mars, Men are
From Venus" etc) to understand each other.
When you've screwed up and made a fool of yourself, a teddy bear
will never say "I told you so".
You can have as many favorites as you want and they won't get
jealous.
They're always ready for a cuddle anytime, anywhere.
They don't mind it a bit if you stay out at all hours with "the boys".
No matter what "guy thing" you're in to, they always enjoy what
you enjoy.