"Why cats are better than men" joke

They know when they are in trouble.
They don't want you to get off the phone to pay attention to them.
They don't use indoor implements for automobile uses.
They don't expect you spend your entire weekend watching sports.
When you want to snuggle they don't expect you to "follow through."
They don't smoke.
They don't leave dirty dishes in the sink.
They don't pout for days when you tell them they can't have a new "toy"
They don't throw their "stuff" on the dashboard of the car.
They don't get amorous over football.
They don't steel your covers in the middle of the night.
They don't kick you out of bed in their sleep.
They don't eat all of the icecream out of the freezer.
They can't monopolize the remote control.
They don't squeeze the toothpaste from the wrong end.
They don't use your toothbrush for nefarious reasons.
They don't leave dirty socks in the living room.
They don't leave the toilet seat up!