"Why do worms taste like chewing gum" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation.
He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"
"Mais oui!, of course!" more...

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:

The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri Lankan: Of course!
The American: We do more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!