"Wife wants breast enlargement surgery" joke

One day upon arriving home from work, my wife informed me that she was interested in having breast enlargement surgery. When I asked why, she said, "Because it would improve my self-esteem, and hopefully make me a little more attractive to you."
When I asked her how much it would cost, she said "$3000 per breast."
I exclaimed, "$3000 per breast?! Have you tried the toilet paper method?"
She looked puzzled.
"Sure - each night before you go to bed, rub toilet paper between y our breasts, and over a period of time, they should grow."
She said, "That won't work!"
I replied, "It worked on your ass!"

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