"Worthless Things" joke
While out for an afternoon walk, a priest turns the corner and finds Little Johnny with a hammer, smashing the daylights out of a bunch of ants. The kid is saying to himself, "I hate these damn, fucking ants... I hate these damn, fucking ants."
Taken back by the young boy's language, the priest stops and talks to him, telling him that God doesn't make junk. "Tomorrow I will be coming by again," the priest said, "and if you can tell me three things that God created that are worthless, then I will let you continue killing the ants."
The following afternoon, the priest is out for his walk and comes upon Little Johnny smashing ants again. The priest reminds him of the agreement they made, saying the boy agreed not to kill any more ants unless he could name three things that God created that are worthless.
Little Johnny looks up with a devilish smile and says, "I do know three things that are totally worthless. The first is a dick on a priest, second is boobs on a nun, and third are these damn, fucking ants!"
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