"YO MAMA SO NASTY!" joke

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow her tonsils got a sunburn!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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