"Year 2000 Bug" joke

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.
During dinner He told them: "I need three important people to send my
message out to all people: Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two
really bad news items for you: God really exists and Tomorrow He will
destroy the earth."
Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told
them, "I have good news and bad news: The GOOD news is that God really
does exist and The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the
earth."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two
fantastic announcements: I am one of the three most important people on
earth and The Year 2000 problem is solved."