"Yo Momma and the mirror" joke

Your momma is so stupid and ugly she looked in a mirror and said "get out of my house you slut!"

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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tyler:yo momma so slow her daddy looked at her in said i need to clean my mirror
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