"Yo Momma so fat" joke
Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako. The greenhorn asked how he could become a sourdough.
The two sourdoughs winked at each other, and told him he had to do three things. First, he had to pee in the Yukon River. more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...