"Yo momma is so poor" joke
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."
yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving
yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.
your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.
yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
the window, "Get off my life savings!"
An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.
His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!