"Yo momma is so poor" joke

yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."

yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving

yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.

your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.

yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
the window, "Get off my life savings!"

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...

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