"Yo momma is so poor" joke

yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."

yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving

yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.

your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.

yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
the window, "Get off my life savings!"

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)

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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the more...

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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