"You Might Be A Redneck If #22" joke

Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string. Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar. Your Gynecologist is Ernest. Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig. The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass. Surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.You think the stock market has a fence around it.

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