"You Tell Him" joke

A woman was trying to make her husband go to church with her, but he refused. One day he asked her if she really believed in that stuff in the Bible about the whale swallowing Jonah, and she said, "I believe it because the Bible says it's true." She told him that when she got to Heaven she would ask Jonah about it.
Her husband said, "What if he isn't in Heaven?"
His wife replied, "In that case, you ask him."

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