"Your mamma so stupid" joke

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.