"Your mamma so stupid" joke

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...