"Your momma's soo fat" joke
- Your mama's soo fat she plays pool with the planets.
- Your mama's soo fat she wore a yellow rain coat and peolpe started to cal aot taxi.
- your mama's so fat she put on a red sweater and people started to yell out wats up kollaid?
- Your mama's so fat she went to a resterant looked at the menu and said that will be good.
- Your momma's soo fat she went to the circus to go clothes shopping.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...