"bulimia" joke

Went to a bulimic birthday party today. I saw a cake pop out of a girl.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Judy:A different version of the joke.
Funny Joke? 67 vote(s). 76% are positive. 1 comment(s).