"condoms" joke

1- Nike Condoms: Just do it.
2- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
3- Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4- Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
5- Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
6- Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
7- Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a
woman.
8- Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
9- Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
10- Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
11- Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
everybody did?
12- New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
13- California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
14- Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
15- EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going.
16- KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
17- Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
18- Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
19- Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
20- The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
belong in your face...
21- General Electric: We bring good things to life!
22- AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
23- Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
24- Microsoft: where do you want to go today?
25- Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
26- M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
27- Chevron: use them? people do.
28- Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border
29- MCI: for friends and family
30- Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
31- The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
32- Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.
33- United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
34- The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone
Before.