"sandpaper" joke

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you more...

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

Whenever my girlfriends take me back to their place, they always slip into something comfortable.
A coma.

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "Thats what you more...

One day, Pinnochio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. Later, as they were cuddling, Pinnochio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So he asked her, What's the matter, baby?'

Pinnochio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and more...