Sandpaper Jokes

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "Thats what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!

Once their was a guy named Bob. His friend Chuck had just had sex with a
fab hore from the hore house. He had so much FUN! Chuck had told Bob to get a
hore if he couldn't get a woman to have sex with. Chuck had told him if he went
to the hore house, to NOT get a lady named sandpaper sally. Since he couldn't
find a woman, he went to the hore house.
When he got there, he asked the man at the desk for a hore. The man replied,"
All we have is Sandpaper sally.." So Bob said," No that's okay. I'll come back
next week." Then Bob went home and then came back next week to look for a hore.
When he got there, he asked the same question," Can I have a hore please.?" The
man at the desk said the samethang,"All we have is sandpaper sally." So Bob
replied," No. that's okay. I'll come back next week."
When he went back the hore house the next week, the man had said they only
had sandpaper more...

On day pinnochio and his girlfriend was in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do, later as they were cuddling pinnochi could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend, so he asked her' whats the matter baby'?
pinnochi's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied' you are probably the best guy i've ever met---but everytime we make love you give me splinters' this remark bothered pinnochio a great deal so, the next day he went to seek some advice from his creator gepetto, as pinnochio revealed his dilemma, gepetto suggested that sand paper might help pinnochio' smooth' out his relationship with his girlfriend.
Pinnochio graciously thanked gepetto and went on his way.
gepetto had not heard from pinnochio for a while and assumed that sandpaper might have solved all his problem. A couple of weeks later gepetto was in towm to sharpen some blades at a hardware store when he ran into pinnochio, when he saw pinnochio getting all the sandpaper in the hardware store, gepetto more...