Pinnochio Jokes

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "Thats what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice." Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response. A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, "How are you getting on with the girls now?" "Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio!

On day pinnochio and his girlfriend was in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do, later as they were cuddling pinnochi could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend, so he asked her' whats the matter baby'?
pinnochi's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied' you are probably the best guy i've ever met---but everytime we make love you give me splinters' this remark bothered pinnochio a great deal so, the next day he went to seek some advice from his creator gepetto, as pinnochio revealed his dilemma, gepetto suggested that sand paper might help pinnochio' smooth' out his relationship with his girlfriend.
Pinnochio graciously thanked gepetto and went on his way.
gepetto had not heard from pinnochio for a while and assumed that sandpaper might have solved all his problem. A couple of weeks later gepetto was in towm to sharpen some blades at a hardware store when he ran into pinnochio, when he saw pinnochio getting all the sandpaper in the hardware store, gepetto more...

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consumating their passions. "Every time we make love", she said "I get splinters". So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask his advice.
"Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need" was the carpenter's response.
A couple of weeks later the carpenter met Pinnochio, "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked.