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One day, Pinnochio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. Later, as they were cuddling, Pinnochio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So he asked her, What's the matter, baby?'

Pinnochio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied,' You're probably the best guy I've ever met -- but every time we make love, you give me splinters.'

This remark bothered Pinnochio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When Pinnochio arrived, he could tell something was bothering Pinnochio, and asked him what was the matter. As Pinnochio revealed his dilemma, Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to' smooth' out Pinnochio's relationship with his girlfriend. Pinnochio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way.

Gepetto had not heard from Pinnochio for a while and therefore assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of more...

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice." Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response. A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, "How are you getting on with the girls now?" "Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio!

A favorite pet-peeve of mine is the movie Pinnochio. You all remember. The movie about the old man building wooden dolls of boys and little girls. Then, some fairy comes down and brings him to life. And, instead of being freaked out by this, the old pervert embraces it and thinks it's ok to send him out into the real world. "You must go to school". Yeah, great idea, 11 minutes ago he was a mute wooden boy so you better get him out there to learn math and get his study on. And, it's always a good idea to give a dude with one foot in the grave a kid. The rest of the movie is full of bad kids, pinnochio smoking cigars, playing pool and then they turned little kids into donkeys. Hello! Am I the only one that sees a problem here. When this first came out kids must have been mortified. We try to keep our kids from saying bad words, seeing naked women and playing violent video games. However, it is ok to send the message that if you're bad you'll turn into a donkey and have to work more...

On day pinnochio and his girlfriend was in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do, later as they were cuddling pinnochi could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend, so he asked her' whats the matter baby'?
pinnochi's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied' you are probably the best guy i've ever met---but everytime we make love you give me splinters' this remark bothered pinnochio a great deal so, the next day he went to seek some advice from his creator gepetto, as pinnochio revealed his dilemma, gepetto suggested that sand paper might help pinnochio' smooth' out his relationship with his girlfriend.
Pinnochio graciously thanked gepetto and went on his way.
gepetto had not heard from pinnochio for a while and assumed that sandpaper might have solved all his problem. A couple of weeks later gepetto was in towm to sharpen some blades at a hardware store when he ran into pinnochio, when he saw pinnochio getting all the sandpaper in the hardware store, gepetto more...

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"
So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice.
"Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response.
A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, "How are you getting on with the girls now?"
"Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio!

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice."Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response.A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, "How are you getting on with the girls now?""Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio!

One evening Pinnochio's girlfriend turned to him and complained, "Pinnochio! This really stinks. Every time we make love, I end up with splinters."
The next day Pinnochio went straight to Gepetto to ask for his advice. Gepetto said, "Sandpaper, my boy, sandpaper. That's all you need."
A few later Gepetto went to visit Pinnochio and asked, "So, my boy, how are you doing with the girls now?"
Grinning, Pinnochio replied, "Who needs girls!"