"Pinnochio" joke
A favorite pet-peeve of mine is the movie Pinnochio. You all remember. The movie about the old man building wooden dolls of boys and little girls. Then, some fairy comes down and brings him to life. And, instead of being freaked out by this, the old pervert embraces it and thinks it's ok to send him out into the real world. "You must go to school". Yeah, great idea, 11 minutes ago he was a mute wooden boy so you better get him out there to learn math and get his study on. And, it's always a good idea to give a dude with one foot in the grave a kid. The rest of the movie is full of bad kids, pinnochio smoking cigars, playing pool and then they turned little kids into donkeys. Hello! Am I the only one that sees a problem here. When this first came out kids must have been mortified. We try to keep our kids from saying bad words, seeing naked women and playing violent video games. However, it is ok to send the message that if you're bad you'll turn into a donkey and have to work on mountain for the rest of your life. Next time we'll talk about the huge lie that is, Santa Claus.
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