Video Game Jokes

A new "Star Wars" video game is coming out entitled "The Force Unleashed". Coincidentally, that's exactly what fans planned to call their first encounter with sex.

A group of doctors plans to lobby for insurance coverage for "video game addiction."

"We realize getting recognition for this affliction would be like a dwarf trying to make it to Level 20 without his cloak of invisibility, but we're willing to to spend hours and hours in front of a computer to make this happen," said one member of the group.

UFC is releasing a new video game, thrilling all the UFC fans who are in good enough shape to only play video games.

My girlfriend hates video games. She thinks that games like Grand Theft Auto make men disrespect women. But I disagree, so you know what? Fuck that ho.

Zealous Nintendo Wii players are breaking TVs and windows with their "wiimote" controls, along with other things gamers have never broken before... like a sweat.