Nintendo Jokes

Nintendo is planning to introduce a new toy for Christmas. It called the Game Girl.
Game Girl is not suitable for boys below 15 years. Game Girl is available in two versions; the pocket Game Girl and the Game Girl 64. With the introduction of the new toy Nintendo hopes that its sales would double by the end of '98.

You know you're a video game freak if...
You hire a babysitter to watch your video games.
When you go swimming you put your nintendo D.S. in the glove box so no one will try to commit a felony and try to steal it.
You cry when your data gets deleted.
When you lose a disc you blame everyone you can so you can be in denial.
You have every system since the pong game.
You know who and when created all of your games.
You are eaisly entertained when you hear that the nintendo stock market raises.
You talk to your friends for two hours discussing which is better: Age of mythology or Age of Empires, only to come to the conclusion that you're eating pizza tonight to discuss it deeper.
When you get on to someone elses computer you refer to yourself as a "hacker."
You pray that to God that there's no power outage in the next 3 days because you have to do some "light" gaming.

One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!"
Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!"
Little boy says, "So, my dad's a doctor!"
Little girls says, "My dad's an astronaut!"
Back and forth they went, each one trying to outdo the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims, "But I have on of these!!!!" and shows the little girl his penis.
The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces, "My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!!!!!!

Nintendo is planning to introduce a new toy for Christmas. It called the Game Girl.
Game Girl is not suitable for boys below 15 years. Game Girl is available in two versions; the pocket Game Girl and the Game Girl 64. With the introduction of the new toy Nintendo hopes that its sales would double by the end of' 98.

A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!"Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!"Little boy says, "So, my dad's a doctor!"Little girls says, "My dad's an astronaut!"Back and forth they went, each one trying to outdo the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims, "But I have on of these!!!!" and shows the little girl his penis. The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces, "My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!!!!!!